80 Silly & funny jokes perfect for five-year-old kids
Kids have a special love for jokes, especially around the age of five when they start going to school, and they like to ask a lot of questions and tell silly jokes to people.
They take great pride in telling a joke they just learned.
The sillier it is, the harder they laugh. And if you have a five-year-old at home, you already know how it goes.
They tell the joke, and burst into giggles halfway through, and are proud of their skills in making others laugh.
This little collection is filled with such simple, playful jokes that kids can easily remember and proudly tell on their own.
Some are classic favorites, some are just silly, and a few are the kind that kids love repeating again and again.
Your older kids may roll their eyes at these jokes, but these are for 5-year-olds – to make them think a little bit and giggle.
They are perfect for sharing at the dinner table, telling friends at school, or simply enjoying a moment of laughter together.
So get ready to ask these jokes to your child, and teach them a few so they can ask their friends at school.
100 silly jokes for five-year-old kids
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
2. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
3. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
5. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
6. What do cows read in the morning?
The mooospaper.
7. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
8. Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
Because it was stuffed.
9. What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline?
A milkshake.
10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
11. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
12. Why did the frog take the bus to school?
Because his car got toad away.
13. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
14. Why did the dog sit on the sandwich?
Because he wanted a hot dog.
15. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
17. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
18. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
19. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
20. What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music.
21. Why did the cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie.
22. What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
23. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
24. What do you call a duck that loves jokes?
A wise quacker.
25. Why did the apple stop rolling?
Because it ran out of juice.
26. Why did the crayon cry?
Because it felt blue.
27. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
30. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
31. What do you call a dancing cow?
A moo-ver.
32. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse.
33. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
34. Why did the cupcake go to school?
To get smarter.
35. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
36. Why did the frog laugh so hard?
Because the joke was ribbit-ing.
37. What do you call a dinosaur who sings?
A rap-tor.
38. Why did the chicken sit on the clock?
To be on time.
39. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
40. Why did the orange stop halfway across the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
41. What do you call a cow that plays music?
A moo-sician.
42. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
44. What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
45. What do you call a frog who loves basketball?
A jump shot.
46. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
47. What do you call a dancing duck?
A quack dancer.
48. Why did the dog sit near the fan?
Because he was hot.
49. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
50. Why did the watermelon jump in the pool?
To cool down.
51. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because the students were so bright.
52. What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle.
53. What do you call a dancing chicken?
A chick-step.
54. Why did the calendar feel proud?
Because it had many dates.
55. What do you call a frog that tells jokes?
A funny ribbit.
56. Why did the apple go to school?
To become a smart apple.
57. What do you call a jumping rabbit?
A hop star.
58. Why did the sheep laugh?
Because it heard a baa-d joke.
59. What do you call a train that sneezes?
A choo-choo.
60. Which monster lives on your finger?
The bogey man.
61. What do you call a dancing bear?
A boogie bear.
62. Why did the broom get late for work?
Because it overswept.
63. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey, bud.
64. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
65. What do you call a laughing cow?
A giggle moo.
66. Why did the stadium get so hot?
Because all the fans left.
67. What do you call a dancing frog?
A hop star.
68. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A two-knee fish.
69. What do you call a sheep that tells jokes?
A stand-up baa-median.
70. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
71. What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
72. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
73. What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A watch dog.
74. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A pizzzza.
75. What do you call a dinosaur that is good at math?
A calculasaurus.
76. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
77. What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon.
78. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
A king fish.
79. What do you call a fish that sings?
A tuna.
80. Why did the duck bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he was a party pooper.
Final Thoughts
Thus, we come to the end of our list, and I hope you have a good time telling these jokes with kids.
By the way, I tried telling these to my 11-year-old, and even though she kept rolling her eyes, she kept asking for more questions, lol!
So, feel free to save this list and come back to it anytime your child is in the mood to share a joke.
And ask them to pick their favorites and tell them at the dinner table, in the car, or to grandparents and friends. Chances are you’ll hear the same joke many times, but the joy on their face will make it worth it every single time.
After all, a few silly jokes and a lot of laughter can turn an ordinary day into a really happy one.
